Title: What Lupe Wants Author: Dirtylttlescret Condom: Justin
“Theodore.” Brian pinches the bridge of his nose to keep the headache at bay he knows he’s about to get. “I give you a raise and this is what you spend my hard earned money on?”
“My hard earned money,” corrects Ted. “It’s a sound investment in a pre-owned vehicle, and the safety specs on this baby are-”
“Theodore,” Brian cuts him off. “It’s a used Escalade. With spinning rims.”
“And?”
“And it’s a fucking monstrosity of a rapper’s car. Get rid of it.”
“I can’t Brian,” said Ted shrugging. “This was the only car that Lupe would ride in.”