qafcracked (qafcracked) wrote in qaf_drabbles, @ 2008-05-22 17:10:00 |
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Entry tags: | author: dirtylttlescret, challenge #67: complete me |
Title: Freudian Slip
Author: dirtylttlescret
Rating: R for language
Condom: Justin
“I'd walk a mile for a piece of pussy.”
Justin’s so surprised he swallows half his margarita down the wrong pipe. He coughs violently and tries to remember if he’s taken any hallucinogenic drugs this evening.
“Problems?” Brian laughs from his desk.
“You just said you’d walk a mile for pussy.”
Brian looks horrified, then cracks up. “I said ‘I’d walk a mile for a piece of Posse.’ As in the slogan for my newest account, Posse Pizza.”
“Oh thank fucking god.” And Justin kneels between Brian's knees to make sure that cock’s the only thing on the menu tonight.