philflam (philflam) wrote in qaf_drabbles, @ 2007-11-04 10:34:00 |
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Entry tags: | author: philflam, challenge #37: stephen colbert |
Title: A Colbert Philosophy
Author: Philflam
Timeline: Anytime
Condom(s): Brian
OK, gang, I have not only never written a drabble, I have never written ANYTHING (that didn't rhyme)! I just couldn't resist attempting something involving two of my favorite things. So here goes:
Brian and Justin are passing the time before going to Babylon, clicking up and down the channels on TV trying to find something to watch.
Suddenly Justin said, “Stop! It’s The Stephen Colbert Report. This guy is great!”
“He looks kind of silly to me – look at his ear!”
“Yeah, but he’s hysterical, just wait.”
Stephen Colbert starts his shtick and Brian hears, “An apple a day will keep anyone away as long as you throw it hard enough.”
“Hey, great thought - a man after my own heart. I knew all those green apples would come in handy someday!”