Challenge #34: Scary Movies Title: The Scariest Monster Of All ~ Two Drabbles Author:testdog65 aka Ellen Warnings: May cause nightmares Condom: Emmett gets both
“OK, Teddy, I’ve got Flesh Eating Monsters from Space, The Curse of Vampire Mansion, Night of the Living Dildos. Hmmm, I wonder how that one got in there? Oh, oh, and… The Dead Walk the Earth. So, what are you in the mood for? Gore, blood or a little of both?”
Ted looked warily at the DVD’s. “I don’t know, Em. None of those sounds very appealing.” He hoped that Emmett didn’t notice how much his voice shook.
“Oh no you don’t, Mister. You promised me we’d watch scary movies together tonight, and that’s just what we’re going to do.”
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Emmett’s tone gentled. “I’ll be right here with you. I promise not to let anything bad happen.”
But Ted wasn’t convinced. “Maybe we should just watch TV instead.” He clicked the remote, and the screen flickered to life. They both stared at it in horror.
“So,” said Ted, finally recovering enough to speak. “Flesh Eating Monsters from Space sounds good.”
“Um, yeah,” said Emmett, pulling his eyes away from the ghastly sight on the screen. “Let’s watch that one.”
They both let out a sigh of relief as Ted switched off President Bush’s press conference and popped in the DVD.