Challenge #32: Eating Out Title: Dinner at Song Hays Chinese Restaurant with Brian and Michael aka: Fast, Cheap and Easy Notes: Last night court1429 used an icon in a reply to me that said, "If you are what you eat, then I'm fast, cheap and easy." That got me thinking and this resulted. I think it's the first drabble I've done with Michael as a character. Thanks to catcayman for the beta! And the condom goes to: Brian. :-Þ
Brian winced as he watched Michael shovel chop suey into his mouth with a fork.
“Jesus fuck, Mikey, didn’t anyone ever teach you how to use chopsticks?”
“I’m really hungry!” Michael said defensively as he reached for another sparerib with his free hand.
“You’re going to need a month in the gym to work that shit off. After all, you are what you eat.”
“Then that makes you fast, cheap and easy!” Michael shot back, grinning proudly.
Rolling his eyes, Brian popped a spicy long bean into his mouth. “Mikey, you are…”
"So pathetic." Michael finished for him. "I know."