I haven't read that much crack!fic, but I think evil bedpan-bashing!Ethan was pretty evil. I mean he shot Brian! And he was beating the crap out of Justin! And then he knocked Justin into a coma with a bedpan! And then he tied Brian to a bed and TORTURED him!! That's freakin Evil with a capital E... and that was definitely the worst piece of crack!fic I've ever read.