jule1122 (jule1122) wrote in qaf_crackfic, @ 2007-10-20 15:01:00 |
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Entry tags: | babycakes, season 4 au |
Unfinished CrackFic
Since I don't have as much time as I used to I don't read much crack!fic, but i remembered this story from a few years ago. Since it is older and unfinished I thought many of you may not have read it. There are only three chapters, but there is a whole lot of crack packed into them. Including a Mary Sue, way OCC Brian, a plot that is beyond comprehension, and British English. Read it all here:
http://www.bjfic.net/main/viewstory.p
The highlights:
We start by meeting our Mary Sue Katrina who is so hot even Brian notices later on. The opening lines of our story:
Justin was sitting in the dinner waiting for his old friend to arrive. He hadn’t seen her since he was 16 and he was slightly nervous, the fact that she was coming to see him on business didn’t help matters and the fact that she was a kickass British lawyer
All kickass British lawyers hang out with teenage boys in Pittsburgh.
The first hint that this is not the Brian and Justin we know:
“Well?” Brian said waiting for Justin to give him what he needed
“Well what?” Justin was a bit miffed as to what Brian wanted at first.
“Where the fuck is my ‘hello Brian you fuckable devil’ kiss?”
“Oh you mean this one?” Justin slid closer to brain and gave him a passionate kiss
“Yeah, that’s the one”
I'm not sure they go more than a few words without kissing
But why is Kat here? Michael gives us the first clue when he "rings" Brian:
“Because Justin’s mother went to see Ma and Ma said that Justin’s granddad on his dad’s side just sold his business yesterday and Jennifer doesn’t know how to tell Justin”
“Why does it matter to Justin if he sold his business?”
“Because Justin is supposed to work there once he’s twenty!”
“What kind of business is it?”
“It’s some kind of law firm”
Every British law firm needs a 20 year old American without a college degree to be successful. And as this sale is mentioned many times I am curious as to how you sell something to someone without telling them or getting any money from them.
But there's more! Kat has another reason to look up Justin. I have to quote the whole conversation because Justin's reaction kills me:
“The one where I have a baby for you”
“I thought that was when I was 21 I’m not even 20 yet”
“You will be soon and why not do it now it’s not as if we don’t have the money”
“You may have money but I don’t”
“Oh did I forget to tell you? Your granddad is also giving to you a trust fund for when you turn 20” Katerina said as if she said something completely uninteresting
“How much is it for?” Justin asked
“Umm…. Only 40 million”
“Only?”
“Yeah”
“Which granddad is this?”
“Granddad Joe. The one on you dads side.”
“Okay, look I’ve got to go I’ll talk to you later”
“Wait. What about the baby?”
“Oh yeah. I completely forgot sorry, we’ll meet up tomorrow and discuss how were going to do it okay”
“Okay sure, I’ll call you tomorrow morning”
I love Justin's attention span, but I guess getting 40 million foma grandfather whose name you don't know makes you forget about the baby you are going to have because you have money now.
Next we begin a subplot about Justin rescuing Gus from a pedophile in the park that you have to read to believe. It establishes a few important things: Gus calls Justin "Justy," everyone including Brian says Justin is Gus's other daddy, Brian loves to stay home and take care of Gus
And how does Justin explain this to Brian:
“yeah, you see when I was 15 she told me she thought I was gay and I didn’t deny it and I’ve always know she was a lesbian so we decided that when I was about 21 we would have a baby together, we even got it in writing when she graduated in school”
“Well I think you’re going to make a great daddy,” Brian said relived that Justin’s news was nothing bad
Because we all make the best decisions when we are 15 and we all knowhow Brian loves kids.
And there is sex that comes with DVD commentary by both Brian and Justin (sometimes it's hard to tell whose thoughts they are). Here is a sample of Brian's thoughts as Justin gives him a blowjob that can apparently result in death:
I’m pulling at his hair so hard I think some might come out after we’re done. He’s working my dick so good he’s making my toes curl, and I no I’m close to screaming his name and cumming in his mouth. In a few seconds I know I’m gonna be in heaven’
And maybe the best part- a new nickname for Justin
“Of course I’ve noticed. So now we have that settled what kind of car would you like?”
“I was thinking maybe a VW Beetle. What do you think?”
“I think I can be seen in one of them but only if it’s the new one and it has to be a hard top”
“Why a hard top?”
“Soft tops aren’t as safe and I don’t want anything happening to my little piggy now do I”
“Your little piggy?”
“Yeah you eat so much I thought it was a fitting nickname”
“Gee thanks but what happened to SUNSHINE?”
“Oh you’re still my SUNSHINE”
I have no words!
There may be no official ending but we do ge this lovely glimpse into the future:
“Of course I am, Your gonna be a great daddy. Just think we can take Gus and our baby to the park together and other daddy and baby stuff”
And a last look at Brian and his apparently now physically challenged little piggy
“Goodnight Brian” Justin said sleepily as Brian helped him into bed
“Goodnight little piggy, sweet dreams” Brian said kissing Justin lightly on the cheek