Unfortunately, I did read the fic even though I did it to myself, I will admit.
This is the original post of how badly it scarred and scared me much I enjoyed it:
*Sniffs* That was the most horrid beautiful thing I have ever read. Brought tears to my eyes from damn near laughing myself to death. I don't think I've ever read anything quite like it before (thank goodness or I would have to consider poking my eyes out with a dull spork). It's amazing how she created that bad writing high drama in such a short piece. Truly a gift more like a curse.
My first question was: If Brian is a mermaid, how in the hell is he fucking anyone? He wouldn't have the right equipment to do the deed.
He had lived a miserable life
I would hope that it was horrible considering he's murdering the guys he fucks - kind of reminded me of a black widow. *shudders*
He had long blond hair that shimmed in the moonlight and beautiful blue eyes
I don't know how in the hell to shim, but I am confident that Justin is the only one who could pull off such a thing. It just goes without saying.
Chapter Two: Killing me softly.
I truly can't imagine a more perfectly named chapter in my life. It's so accurate and hopefully not in the way the writer intended.
When one night, as he was leaning on a rock on the seashore, sketching the ocean.
That makes no sense whatsoever.
Just as he was calmly falling asleep
I would hope it was calmly falling asleep - who in the hell falls asleep by being wound up - unless it was fat!swooning!slimy-cum-soaked!agoraphobic!Justin but that's more passing out from the "heat of the moment" rather than sleeping, I suppose.
From that moment, Brian and Justin were always together. Justin was the only one he ever loved.
Soon, Justin learned how to breathe under water. One night, they swan in the ocean, and ran away from the rock to find a majestic under-water mansion. They would live till they get old… no, they would live to be eternality young and beautiful.
How the hell do you swan in the ocean? Ten to one says the mansion looks like the Britin of the sea.
All I can say, with any amount of certainty, is that this completely blows fat!swooning!slimy-cum-soaked!agoraphobic!Justin out of the water due sorry for the poorly placed pun to it's badness. This defies all logic and any attempt to have a story actually make sense.