qaf_crackfic [testdog65]

Original poster: xie_xie_xie

This is a little holiday crack written by _alicesprings, happier_bunny, vamphile, and xie_xie_xie, and illustrated by url_girl.

Warnings: Mpreg. Blasphemy. Please believe us when we tell you this.
Authors' Notes: With apologies to plumsuede for gratuitous candied walnut reference.
Rating: NC-17