Now, how in the world am I supposed to host my World Cup Soccer party today? I mean really, every five minutes the image of Mermaid!Justin giving birth is going to literally swim around my brain, causing me to collapse into yet another round of hysterical giggling. My cat has already left the room in a huff.
And, not to mention that, like the film "Jaws" did for about a year, you may very well have ruined swimming in the ocean for me. I will always be on the lookout for my now-fave mermaids instead of enjoying the natural beauty in front of me.