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NotEverything (
noteverything
) wrote in
qaf_crackfic
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Justin *kills* me in this story. Every time I'd think she couldn't make him do anything funnier, it happened. And Brian's snark...priceless.
Justin was still laughing to himself about Brian losing until he realized he was the subject of conversation, “Take what?”
“A strap-on up your ass, you dip shit. Pay attention.”
and
Justin announced that he was being squooshed.
“Then get out from under the bed, asshole.”
Squooshed?!?!?! *dies*
“Oh my god, gross!” Justin screamed.
“Justin, if you say one more word, I swear to god, I’m going to flog you.”
“Really?”
By this point, I'm crying.
“Your hair is so pretty, Leda,” Justin told her right before Brian kicked him and sent him back down on the floor.
Yes, laughing my ass off at Brian *kicking* poor little Justin to the floor.
By the time he tells Brian and Leda that someone's coming, I can't read anymore. I'm too busy howling and drying tears.
This thing is wildy, warped-ly genius.
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