"Do you think aliens think we're weird or something, and that's why there's all these stories of them yoinking us for observation and poking our bodies come from? I mean, why not cows? Pigs? Dolphins? Then again, it would be pretty weird to see dolphins getting beamed up. I wonder what sounds they would make for 'help, I'm getting taken away by a UFO'?" Hotaru was a person full of questions. This would have been far better if she was the sort to ask the right sort of questions, the kinds that needed answering and in answering them increased humanity's potential...
Instead, she considered things like midgets, aliens and curses more fun to think about.
"It might taste super bad, but it'll be edible. Hmm...well, at least it's cheap so it's not a huge loss if it's so bad your body ends up fighting with you over it," she said.