"It would be great if most people were pretty weird," Hotaru thought. "Cows, really? Whoa! The poor cows. They didn't do anything to deserve it except exist deliciously."
"It's good to win against your body most of the time, I suppose, or you'd have to wonder if you were possessed or something." She held her free hand out for a handshake before she remembered the culture and nodded her head in a semi-respectful bow...or bob, really, given how little she actually bowed. "I'm Regnet Hotaru, what's your name?"