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A hand went to her chest, as Eithne stopped at the stool behind her best mate. Her shift was officially ending. Once the obnoxious Cookoo clock on the wall chimed 9 p.m., she was officially free. Dinner had been served. The usual old drunks had their fill. Now it was just time to pass away the night. Or should we say "piss away"? Luckily for Saab, Eithne had rigged her iPod to the speakers. What did that mean? Why it meant Eithne was singing to her! Flogging Molly. Their best Guinness Raising song. "Whistles the Wind". With a broom handle in her hand, and the other now at rest on her friend's shoulder, she sang away. "Well it breaks my heart to see you this way. The beauty in life, where's it gone?" But at that moment, Murph stepped out of the kitchen and managed to send a coaster flying at her.
"OY! That could have put out an eye!" But that unruly uncle, he probably intended to blind her. A trick from his old I.R.A. days. Stupid Irishmen, but she got the hint. Abandoning Saab, Eithne finished up sweeping away the remnants of dinner that didn't make it into the drunks' mouths.
But that little blue bird sailed out on his wooden plank. Nine o'clock. She was useless after nine and Murph knew it. With a skip to her step, she hurried around the counter and passed off the broom.
"SAAB! Whatchu workin' on?" Even though she was already pouring a glass of Strongbow. A higher alcohol content than beer. That's right and the best part? It tasted amazing.