Stargate/Star Trek ENT
Daniel and Jack (Jonas too, maybe) are transported aboard the Enterprise. Want to see the boys confused, maybe kind of a QL kind of swiss cheese memory thing happening with em, so they don't have but a fuzzy understanding of what's happening to 'em. Tuck and Reed (Archer?) come to the aid of the boys, Tucker in his usual Southern friendly way, Reed needing to be convinced to bend out of his British reserve. Archer, well, he can be kind of suspicious, but intrigued by the open confusion and natural lovableness of the SG guys