I would have loved to meet the messed up person that called you M-hizzle. But hey I am a respectful guy, and I'll call you Veronica. But it'll cost yah.
As much as my name is unavoiding and tempting to create a nice long list of various Jimmerific nick names. You'll have to call me Jim no matter how tempting it would seem to splurt out a Jimmy. ;)
And that wasn't cheap, I spent long hours in the office to think of something that would seem cheap but none of the less a convo starter for just the one and only Veronica.