I saw this car I thought you would just love. It was no Bentley, certainly, but...well. It was, what would you say, Bad Ass, and it quite simply reminded me of you. I thought to buy it, to repay your recent kindness and what not.
So I bought it, and...well. Long story short, dear boy, the car spoke to me and...well. I said a few words and...
I'm still trying to figure out the ineffability of it. The world is less one yellow camero, while the number of black men is increased by one.