I would love to turn around and admit that I actually have some smart students in my classes this semester. However, once again I have been disappointed by the amount of idiots that get accepted to Columbia University. There are possibly five students that don't make me want to ship them off to Siberia, on a good day there are six.
Also, the people who thought the world was going to end last week due to the LHC are complete and utter idiots. They are stupider than the majority of my students. That's saying rather a lot.