I can see that. At least my idiots are well trained and don't leave their underwear outside my door. I think you should go through with your threat.
As boring as every other department at the moment. I've been given the oh so exciting task of cleaning the guns, cataloging the weapons and learning how not to shoot people in the face when I get startled. Apparently the last one is the most important lesson, and one I must learn before I'm allowed to actually carry a weapon.