Yes, well now that I am not completely drunk all over myself let me do this right and proper like. I'm Tonks. I have a first name but I am not going to tell you what it is because I will do horrible things to you if you dare use it. I have to wonder if Kingsley is wondering where I am...or Moody as far as that thought goes.
Blimey this is just wickedly mental! I guess I have dad to think for knowing what a computer is at least...and all the other wonderfully muggley things around this apartment. Lot to adjust to regardless, right? As long as mum doesn't pop up younger than I am like Sirius and Remus and their group did I should be fine.
The future kids are a bit wonky. I barely know Ron and Hermione though their daughter seems pretty ace.