You
Spare me. That's what you do. I've seen it enough times. You give people hope and then you take it away.
I'm not stupid, old man. I know the way the rules work. I've been indulging the angel long enough. Demons aren't capable of those silly little emotions like love and compassion. You took that for us. I've been waiting for Aziraphale to realise he's too fucking good for me, and I'm tired of waiting.
I know him. He would never do something he thought might displease you. Okay...there was that one time with Armageddon, but that was special circumstances. The end of the world is different from me and him.