I couldn't agree more I probably wouldn't be the well adjusted citizen I am today if my parents didn't get one. I doubt they will learn, but maybe I'm being cynical. They never seemed too bright to me. Always asking the same stupid questions, and being surprised at the fact that the answers haven't changed.
I'm not much of a joiner myself. I tried the sorority thing. You know, to get the whole stereotypical college experience. Thing is, they stopped inviting me to the pledging events. I guess they didn't think I had the right stuff. Whatever that means.
I haven't been very social as of late either. I don't think it would be bad to get to know people, and it is nice to have someone to commiserate with. Which reminds me, I don't think I've introduced myself. My name is Astor Morgan.
So is my Dad. Not my bio-dad; I sort of see him as a sperm donor. I mean the man who my mother married, and actually took an interest in raising my brother and me the right way. He really is a role model to me.