Poetry: 'Twas the Night before Christmas, Siriusly Title: Twas the Night Before Christmas Author:dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented Rating: PG Form: Parody (of 'Twas the night Before Christmas-- rather obviously) Word Count: 534 Characters: Sirius, fangirls, Jo, with cameos by several other HP Characters Warnings: Idealized smexxy Sirius, destruction of pencils Notes: This is broader fandom version of the poem written in 2006 for Immeritus. It's an odd mix of fanon/canon/and general silliness with a wee bit of DH canon worked in and a wee bit of it ignored. There's also a nod to the LJ/6A wank of this past year. Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else. Comments: are all I want for Christmas.