"I'm starting to think that it might just be safest to purchase a metal codpiece at this rate." That actually didn't sound like the worst idea in the world. The more he thought about it, the more he started to think that he might be able to rock a codpiece. "Then I can just thrust my crotch at things with wild abandon and not worry about any potential injury."
Jumping up to fetch a pair of chopsticks, he nodded. "Oh, definitely, Sprite is amazing. I wouldn't say that it's my favorite destination, but it's one of them for sure. It will dazzle you, dear man. Razzle dazzle."
"The constantly impending threat of dysentery is part of the charm of eating a meal on Red Light." Then he shook a piece of meat in Longshot's direction. "Seriously, though, you're probably better off with protein paste on that rock, which you know means something when I say it because I normally refuse to go near the stuff."