Alex/David
I read a lot. And I had a lot of creative friends back in the day. Alex, would I be warning you about Silas if I was Silas? But you do have a point, so we should have a safe word. Just in case.
I know, I try. And you could take down this Silas dude in no time. I know you're just waiting for that classic opportunity. To have your name in lights and all that jazz.
I don't think most Americans (or people really) have had much communication with the dead. Though you do have an exquisite personality!
Don't worry. I don't die that easily either. And I wouldn't dream of taking away your shower entertainment.