I knew there was a reason to keep an eye on the science news. The Russians have lost contact with a satellite full of research materials, and by research materials they mean mating geckos. The headlines are amazing. I think my favourite is AJ's "Lust in space" since they're the only ones who went for the pun, but you have to give credit for "Russia lost its satellite full of copulating geckos" and "Satellite full of sexually experimental geckos adrift in space" for descriptiveness and "Russia loses control of five-gecko sex party in space" for imagery.
I suppose it sucks for the geckos and the scientists who were hoping to learn something, but it was a great day for bored headline writers.