I was wondering if you could think of a rationale that would fly for why I, whilst on duty, used a clothing-removal charm, a cushioning charm, and a lubrication charm in a short period of time. I'd just as soon not explain the actual reason.
Harry.
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Dear Harry,
I hope the actual reason was that you fell down a chimney or narrow well or mine-shaft, and first tried to wriggle free by removing your clothing to make you slightly thinner, then, when that failed, resigned yourself to waiting, and therefore cushioned the interior, and that then a moment later you realized lubrication might help you get free.
If that wasn't it, I'm afraid the only rationale that comes to mind is the one Charlie and I used in a sexual emergency in a wardrobe last week not suitable for print or Ministry files.
Love, Hermione.
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Dear Hermione,
You are brilliant and I love you.
Tell Charlie I seriously do not want to know about your wardrobe antics hello.
Harry
P.S. Which seems most likely, in Ontario? Mine shaft?