Time for a bit of fun ... Original poster: snapesdarkling
Announcing the Snape/Potter Snow White Parody Challenge.
Your challenge is to write your own version of the fairy story using characters and environment from the books.
Change the names of the 'dwarves' to reflect the personalities of the Hogwarts characters. An example for Snape might be 'Snarky'. If you want more than seven 'dwarves' in your version that's fine - we may as well mess up the fairy story properly! You can change the dwarves into some other creature if you like.
You dont have to stick rigidly to the original fairy tale, but your parody must make it clear that it is Snow White you are messing with.
Harry and Severus must end up together.
You must use plenty of dialogue between the characters to illustrate their personalities.
The story rating must be R or above and be 1500 words or more.
It is imperative that you have fun doing this.
Co-written stories are acceptable so pair up with a partner and go for it.
Any queries, you know what to do.