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ladynero (ladynero) wrote in porn_battle,
@ 2010-03-12 19:15:00

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prompts, round eleven

Round Eleven Prompts X-Z, Crossovers, RPF

X-Men (movieverse), Pyro/Magneto, devotion
X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Logan/Remy, amnesia
X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Logan/Remy, wager
X/1999, Fuuma/Arashi, frail
X/1999, Fuuma/Kakyou, All We Know of Heaven
X/1999, Seiichiro/Karen, regret
X/1999, Seishiro/Subaru, canary song
X/1999, Seishiro/Subaru, no good
X/1999, Sorata/Arashi, not won over yet
X/1999, Sorata/Yuuto, ladies' man
Xena: Warrior Princess - Xena/Ares - bondage
Xena: Warrior Princess - Xena/Ares - strategy
Xena: Warrior Princess - Xena/Gabrielle - "teach me what I need to know"
xxxHolic, Doumeki/Watanuki, hearts quietly afire
xxxHolic, Doumeki/Watanuki, in need of assistance
xxxHolic, Doumeki/Watanuki, ownership
xxxHolic, Doumeki/Watanuki/Himawari, sharing the bento
xxxHolic, Spider Lady/Watanuki, payment

Yami no Matsuei, Muraki/Tatsumi, bondage
Yami no Matsuei, Muraki/Tatsumi, pleasure in pain
Yami no Matsuei, Muraki/Tatsumi, substitute
Yami no Matsuei, Tatsumi/Tsuzuki, the fairy tale comes true
Yu-Gi-Oh!, Bakura Ryou/Mutou Yuugi, lonely
Yu-Gi-Oh!, Malik/Rishid, thoughtless, honey, the knife
Yu-Gi-Oh!, Malik/Ryou/Yuugi, shattered
Yu-Gi-Oh!, Mutou Yuugi/Kaiba Seto, so different, yet so similar

Crossover Assassin's Creed I/Assassin's Creed II, Al'Mualim/Ezio, «Don't you dare touch my assassin boys!», humor
Crossover Assassin's Creed I/Assassin's Creed II, Altair/Ezio/Malik, teaching Altair to swim
Crossover Assassin's Creed I/Assassin's Creed II, Ezio/Altair, «If you don't allow, I'll do it by force»
Crossover Assassin's Creed I/Assassin's Creed II, Ezio/Altair, «My father surely won't be against our relationship. Or my mother will convince him»
Crossover Assassin's Creed I/Assassin's Creed II, Ezio/Altair, «The way you walk drives me mad»
Crossover Assassin's Creed I/Assassin's Creed II, Ezio/Altair, «We shouldn't, but nobody will know»
Crossover Assassin's Creed I/Assassin's Creed II, Ezio/Altair, «Would you like an icecream?»
Crossover Assassin's Creed I/Assassin's Creed II, Ezio/Altair, masquerade, too many colors!
Crossover Assassin's Creed I/Assassin's Creed II, Ezio/Altair, Paula, «Paula, could you please help me conquer a «lady»?»
Crossover Assassin's Creed I/Assassin's Creed II, Ezio/Altair, sex on a haystack
Crossover Assassin's Creed I/Assassin's Creed II, Ezio/Altair, similarity and differencies
Crossover Assassin's Creed I/Assassin's Creed II, Ezio/Altair, the wine turned to be too strong for Altair
Crossover Assassin's Creed I/Assassin's Creed II, Ezio/Altair, tugging at the hood
Crossover Assassin's Creed I/Assassin's Creed II, Ezio/Altair, weapon as fetish
Crossover Assassin's Creed I/Final Fantasy VII, Altair/Zack, «Maybe instead of murdering me you'll...»
Crossover Assassin's Creed/Kingdom Hearts II, Altair/Assassin Nobody, «Who is your Master?»
Crossover Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children/Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core, Sephiroth/AC!Cloud/CC!Zack, «He's mine!», arguments: my second in command and my best friend
Crossover Final Fantasy VII/Ai no Kusabi, Sephiroth/Zack, «Will this mongrel make a good pet?»
Crossover Final Fantasy VII/Final Fantasy versus XIII, Cloud/Noctis, How did Cloud get such a cool sword?
Crossover Final Fantasy VII/Final Fantasy VIII, Squall, Zack/Cloud, «I think I heard something last night»
Crossover Final Fantasy VII/Final Fantasy VIII, Tseng/Squall, phonesex
Crossover Final Fantasy VII/Kingdom Hearts II, Axel/Zack, Zack is a new member of the Organization; Why does Axel have to train all the newbies?
Crossover Final Fantasy VII/Kingdom Hearts II, Reno/Axel, "Do you always follow orders?"
Crossover Final Fantasy VII/Kingdom Hearts II, Sephiroth/Zack/Leon, «I like brunets»
Crossover Final Fantasy VII/Kingdom Hearts II, Zack/Leon, «I'll tell you where Cloud is if...»
Crossover Final Fantasy VII/Kingdom Hearts II, Zack/Leon, Zack/Axel, choice
Crossover Final Fantasy VII/Kingdom Hearts II, Zack/Leon/Axel, all of them are searching for someone
Crossover Final Fantasy VII/Kingdom Hearts II, Zack/Leon/Axel, whose hair is more sexy?
Crossover Final Fantasy VII/Vampire Knight, Axel/Aido, fire and ice
Crossover Final Fantasy VII/Yami no Matsuei, Zack/Tsuzuki, «My eyes used to be violet too...»
Crossover Fullmetal Alchemist/Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Wrath, Wrath seduces Cloud
Crossover Harry Potter/Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core, Zack/Harry, Magic vs. Digital Mind Wave
Crossover Kingdom Hearts II/Final Fantasy: Before Crisis, Any pairing, AU: the Turks as members of the Organization
Crossover Kingdom Hearts II/Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep, Cloud/Zack, KHII!Cloud kidnaps BBS!underage!Zack
Crossover Kingdom Hearts II/Yami no Matsuei, Muraki/Xemnas, «I know how to return your heart»
Crossover Kingdom Hearts II/Yami no Matsuei, Roxas/Hisoka, victims
Crossover Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep/Final Fantasy VII, Reno/Terra, taser versus keyblade
Crossover Supernatural/Final Fantasy VII/Kingdom Hearts I, Dean/Cloud, (Zack/Cloud-hints), «Let me be your light»
Crossover Supernatural/Final Fantasy: Crisis Core, Zack/Dean, "My personal hell"
Crossover Supernatural/Kingdom Hearts II, Dean/Axel, mysterious pyromaniac
Crossover, Alex Rider/Teen Titans, Alex Rider/any, honorary member
Crossover, Alex Rider/Teen Titans, Alex Rider/Tim Drake, unexpected situation
Crossover, Angel/Watchmen, Angel/Spike/Comedian, World War II
Crossover, Aubrey-Maturin/Mansfield Park, Diana Villiers/Mary Crawford, green on her back
Crossover, Aubrey-Maturin/Mansfield Park, Diana Villiers/Mary Crawford, wit
Crossover, Batman (movieverse)/Watchmen, Harvey Dent/Adrian Veidt, truth
Crossover, Batman (movieverse)/Watchmen, Joker/Comedian, scars
Crossover, Bleach/Yu-Gi-Oh!, Dark Magician/Zangetsu, protect and serve
Crossover, Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Harry Potter, Oz/Remus Lupin, taming the wolf
Crossover, Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Harry Potter, Willow Rosenburg/Hermione Granger, any suffitiently advanced magic...
Crossover, Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Yu-Gi-Oh!, Dawn Summers/Serenity Wheeler, a new slayer
Crossover, Harry Potter/Fullmetal Alchemist, Nicolas Flamel/Envy, on the creation of Philosopher's Stone
Crossover, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys/Xena: Warrior Princess - Hercules/Xena/Iolaus - anything you can do I can do better
Crossover, Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok/Princess Tutu, Heimdall/Kraehe, "Two birds on a wire/One tries to fly but the other says 'I'm tired'"
Crossover, Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok/Princess Tutu, Heimdall/Kraehe, feathers
Crossover, Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok/Princess Tutu, Heimdall/Kraehe, innocence
Crossover, Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok/Princess Tutu, Heimdall/Kraehe, no longer a god
Crossover, Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok/Princess Tutu, Heimdall/Kraehe, whatever's been left behind
Crossover, Ocean's 11 series/White Collar, Elizabeth Burke/Neal Caffrey/Peter Burke & Rusty, amused
Crossover, Ocean's 11 series/White Collar, Elizabeth Burke/Neal Caffrey/Peter Burke & Rusty, Danny's Son,
Crossover, Ocean's 11 series/White Collar, Elizabeth Burke/Neal Caffrey/Peter Burke & Rusty,watch
Crossover, Ocean's 11 series/White Collar, Elizabeth Burke/Neal Caffrey/Peter Burke & Danny, ask permission
Crossover, Ocean's 11 series/White Collar, Elizabeth Burke/Neal Caffrey/Peter Burke & Danny, like father, like son
Crossover, Ocean's 11 series/White Collar, Elizabeth Burke/Neal Caffrey/Peter Burke & Danny/Rusty, brother
Crossover, Ocean's 11 series/White Collar, Elizabeth Burke/Neal Caffrey/Peter Burke & Danny/Rusty, fathers
Crossover, Ocean's 11 series/White Collar, Elizabeth Burke/Neal Caffrey/Peter Burke & Danny/Rusty, favor
Crossover, Ocean's 11 series/White Collar, Elizabeth Burke/Neal Caffrey/Peter Burke & Danny/Rusty, Ocean's 16
Crossover, Ocean's 11 series/White Collar, Elizabeth Burke/Neal Caffrey/Peter Burke & Danny/Rusty, Tess never
Crossover, Ocean's 11 series/White Collar, Elizabeth Burke/Neal Caffrey/Peter Burke & Danny/Rusty, Vegas vacation
Crossover, Oliver Twist/Sweeney Todd (movieverse), Toby/Dodger, get by
Crossover, Profit/Veronica Mars, Jim/Veronica, defeat
Crossover, RPF (music)/Leverage, Parker/Lady Gaga, hot blondes in odd positions
Crossover, Secret Diary of a Call Girl/any fandom, Belle/any character, dream girl
Crossover, Stargate SGI/Stargate: Atlantis, John Sheppard/Jack O'Neill, chess
Crossover, Stargate: Atlantis/Stargate SGI, John Sheppard/Jack O'Neill, lap dance
Crossover, Stargate: Atlantis/Supernatural, Dean Winchester/John Sheppard, pretty
Crossover, xxxHolic/Harry Potter, Harry/any, what is the price of destiny
Crossover: Alex Rider/Fullmetal Alchemist, Ed Elric/Alex Rider, dog of the military
Crossover: Final Fantasy VII/Final Fantasy VIII, Zack/Squall or Squall/Cloud, new boy
Crossover: Final Fantasy VII/Fullmetal Alchemist, Riza Hawkeye/Elena, professionals
Crossover: Final Fantasy VII/Fullmetal Alchemist, Rufus Shinra/Roy Mustang, ambitions
Crossover: Final Fantasy VII/Gundam Wing, Aerith/Relena, while their boys play
Crossover: Final Fantasy VII/Gundam Wing, Duo/Zack, great minds think alike
Crossover: Final Fantasy VII/Gundam Wing, Heero/Cloud, experiments
Crossover: Final Fantasy VII/Kingdom Hearts, FF!Cloud/KH!Cloud, distorted mirror
Crossover: Final Fantasy VII/Kingdom Hearts, FF!Cloud/KH!Sephiroth, since when does he have blue eyes?
Crossover: Final Fantasy VII/Kingdom Hearts, Genesis/KH!Cloud, wingkink, being a monster (or not)
Crossover: Final Fantasy VII/Kingdom Hearts, Zack/Cloud, dream sex, Cloud as Zack’s Nobody
Crossover: Final Fantasy VII/Kingdom Hearts, Zack/KH!Cloud, friends
Crossover: Final Fantasy VII/Stargate SG-1, Cloud/Daniel and/or Zack/Jack, strange new world
Crossover: Final Fantasy VII/Stargate SG-1, Sephiroth/Cloud, common enemy
Crossover: Final Fantasy VII/Supernatural, Zack/Cloud, Dean/Sam, "I have someone to protect. Do you?"
Crossover: Final Fantasy VII/Supernatural, Zack/Dean, "Do you really think hell is worse than laboratories?"
Crossover: Final Fantasy VII/xxxHolic, Zack/Cloud, no price too high
Crossover: Firefly/Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Cloud, River, escape/running
Crossover: Firefly/Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Cloud, River, memories
Crossover: Highlander/Yu-Gi-Oh!, Amanda/Thief Bakura, better thief/contest
Crossover: Highlander/Yu-Gi-Oh!, Amanda/Thief Bakura, trap/caught
Crossover: Kingdom Hearts/Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yami Yugi/any, Yami Yugi as Atem's nobody, Who am I?
Crossover: Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles/xxxHolic, Syaoran/Watanuki, don't disappear
Crossover: xxxHolic/Yu-Gi-Oh!, Atem/Yuugi, price of the name

RPF - Keith Olbermann/Rachel Maddow - pain and longing
RPF - Keith Olbermann/Rachel Maddow - sharing a joint
RPF - Keith Olbermann/Rachel Maddow - we fit so well together
RPF - Keith Olbermann/Rachel Maddow - what happens out of town doesn't count
RPF - Keith Olbermann/Rachel Maddow/Ana Marie Cox - snowbound in New York
RPF - Rachel Maddow/Alison Stewart - impulsive
RPF - Rachel Maddow/Ana Marie Cox - body buzz - pro-marijuana screed
RPF - Rachel Maddow/Ana Marie Cox - when Rachel said yes
RPF (acting), Daniel Craig/Eva Green, joie de vivre
RPF (music), Adam Lanburg/Kris Allen, topping the charts
RPF (music), Kanye West/Kris Allen, protege
RPF (music), Kanye West/Lady Gaga, slaves to fashion
RPF (music), Kanye West/Taylor Swift, cold war
RPF, acting- Mads Mikkelsen/Keira Knightly, sex in costume
RPF, Actors, Gary Oldman/Tim Roth, let's do it
RPF, Actors, Harvey Keitel/Tim Roth, in character
RPF, Actors, Michael Madsen/Kirk Baltz, method
RPF, Angel Coulby/anybody, every breath you take
RPF, Angel Coulby/anybody, goddess
RPF, David Beckham/Victoria Beckham/Katie Holmes, gossip
RPF, historical- Brutus/Portia, loyal
RPF, historical- Scipio Africanus/Hannibal, worthy opponent
RPF, Kanye West/Taylor Swift, apologize
RPF, Kristin Kreuk/Allison Mack, benefits
RPF, Lady Gaga/Beyonce, sex in public
RPF, Sandra McCoy/Danneel Harris, comfort
RPF, Taylor Swift/Kanye West, she wants revenge

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Re: Crossover Final Fantasy VII/Kingdom Hearts II, Zack/Leon, «I'll tell you where Cloud is if...

pegunicent
2010-03-19 08:48 am UTC (link)

Okay, Leo talked more than Seph. That was good. It might keep Zack from trying to joke around and loosen the guy up.

The inside was surprisingly spacious, and the walls didn't give when he leaned on one so that was a plus. The way Leo buckled in, twisted on the engines and threw them into the sky made Zack wish he had held on, because the floor was hard and the sudden pressurizing of the cabin had his ears ringing.

“Hn. Graceful.”

“Asshole.”

“So I'm told.”

“Woah. Okay. So... uh...” Zack's eyes crossed to stare at the glowing blue blade mere inches from his nose and carefully kept his hands on the floor. Leo moved fast. As fast as a SOLDIER maybe.

“How do you know Cloud?”

Zack arched a brow at Leo and wondered if maybe his boyfriend wouldn't be, well, his boyfriend when he finally got home. “I brought him home to Aeris. He was a raw recruit in the guard and the cutest thing to come down from the mountains. Wanted to be a SOLDIER. I was an idiot and an asshole and didn't tell him to get his ass safely back to Nibelhiem.” And if there was anythign at all in his life he regretted more than not hauling Seph out of the castle when he had the chance, it was letting Cloud follow him down to that hell.

But Cloud was alive. Leo wouldn't be so careful if Cloud wasn't. And Sephiroth. That meant... that meant Zack could still fix things. No matter how long it had been. He wouldn't believe otherwise.

“Hn.”

Zack tensed as something started beeping, but forced himself to relax when the sword to his head didn't so much as quiver, and Leo drew a small device from his pocket. It looked sort of like a detonator.

“Explosive decompression is a messy way to go, but relatively painless due to the speed.”

“Got it.”

Leo's lips twitched, then he moved away to check on the beeping thing. Zack stared at the ceiling and wondered if all Cloud's friends were slightly insane.

“Leon? Are you okay? Did you find it?”

Zack arches a brow, and then with a ripple of muscles and mako enhancement, he's on his feet and draped over the other man in a bear hug, easily pinning the brunet's arms to his sides, chin digging sharply into a bony shoulder with a bright smile. “He found me! Hi!!”

The voice belongs to a mouse on a screen who looks ever so confused. Zack is pretty sure it's from the sudden stillness and possible deathglare his new captive/captor may be giving the poor guy.

“Uhm. Leon?”

“The mission was a success, the return is still being negotiated, Sir.”

Zack waggles his eyebrows and bites back a grunt when the poor mouse blushes and Leon plants his elbow right into an unguarded kidney, but he's pretty sure they aren't about to die so that's fine.

“Erm. Okay. Uh... good! You need a vacation Leon! Have fun! Bring your friend home to the castle sometime!” The screen goes black before Leon can growl or splutter and Zack just grins like a madman because now he can die happy.

“So. We're still negotiating taking me back to Cloud?”

“...I'm considering the size of chocolate cake Aeris will bake me for trussing you up in a pink dress and dropping you in her living room.”

“I'm awful good at escapes and have no shame.”

“And I know Pain!”

Zack makes a mental note to learn how to cast using reflective surfaces because that's such a cheat, right as the behemoth slams into him and everything goes dark and painful. It's a nasty spell, he's been poisoned before and even if there wasn't a hand at his throat cutting off his air, he couldn't have dragged out a counter spell of his own. “....damn....”

“We're going back to Radiant Garden. I'm trusting that you'll behave yourself, because if you don't,” Zack can't see a thing but he can imagine easily enough the look in Leon's eyes as the next words purr out, completely ruthless and absolute. “This is nothing like what I will do when we're there. You will not have the time to regret, or fear, or feel, before I cut you down and blast your remains into their component particles. There will be no second chances, no Phoenix Downs, no Life spells, not even a tenuous connection to the Dark to save your will. You will not exist.”

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Re: Crossover Final Fantasy VII/Kingdom Hearts II, Zack/Leon, «I'll tell you where Cloud is if...

pegunicent
2010-03-19 08:48 am UTC (link)

There's a cool green antidote sliding down his throat and stopping the terrible certainty that he's going to meet his end piece by piece. He drinks it down, then curls up against the bulkhead and grins sheepishly. “Are you gonna be ticked if I admit you remind me of someone?”

“Only if you say it's Sephiroth. He went insane.”

That's a hard lodge of ice in his gut and Zack has to chuckle because trust Leon to never pull a punch. “Nah. This Wutain guy. Very serious. All business. Used to work with him sometimes.”

“Hn.”

“So I guess...”

“Cloud is relatively stable. He's in a committed relationship with Aeris and Dean.”

The cold knot eases a bit. Aeris was always able to make things better. Heaven help him she was going to beat him silly when he walked through her door. Ah well. As long as he didn't fall through her roof again right?

“Dean?”

“A hunter Cloud picked up from a hell dimension.”

“... I miss all the fun!” The blindness was wearing off and he could feel his handle on magic coming back, but he wasn't about to try another blitz. Not when Leon was watching him with an ether in hand and half the restorative already drunk. Without adrenaline fuzzing up his priorities, he could see the guy's sword was kinda, really weird. The facial scar was hot as hell. Where the man came up with the white t-shirt and all the belts though... “...strappy bits? They haven't broken you of those yet?”

“I'm not interested in participating in preformed arrangements.”

“Aaaaaah. You run and hide when the desserts come out. Does that mean you aren't Cloud's boyfriend?”

“Sparring partner.”

“Good. The kid needs someone to keep him working.”

“Cloud Strife is quite capable of taking care of himself, given proper motivation.”

Zack just arches a brow and hooks his arms loosely around his knees. That sounded way too much like military talk for 'I'm his CO and I can't actually admit how much I watch him and his family because it's socially unacceptable'. Good thing Zack had a lot of practice not caring a whit about social acceptability. He also didn't like the idea of the guy taking care of his friends and family being so... not a part of that family. He'd fucked up that way with Sephiroth. He wouldn't let it happen again. Zack Fair never made the same mistake twice.

“Does that mean you don't have a boyfriend?”

Leon's pained expression was worth every bruise.

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	Re: Crossover Final Fantasy VII/Kingdom Hearts II, Zack/Leon, «I'll tell you where Cloud is if... jotting.diary.ru 2010-03-19 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	Wow! I just had all my wishes come true :) Leon/Zack, Zack/Cloud as background and... even Dean is there! That's just everything I could dream of ))))) And I adore your Leon. “Get in, hold on, shut up.” I just regret about not being able to express my feelings in the same, short and exact way :) Thank you very, very much! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Crossover Final Fantasy VII/Kingdom Hearts II, Zack/Leon, «I'll tell you where Cloud is if... pegunicent 2010-03-19 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	You're welcome! I'm so sorry I couldn't get the actual smut in there. Hopefully sometime before the challenge ends I'll take up another compatible prompt and hook the two together. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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