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"You know," she says, lounging like an indulgent cat beside him. "I'm in an arranged marriage."
"Hm." Such a thing was almost unheard of even when he had still been alive. The news surprises him. "To who?"
She shrugs. "Some minor north Wutaian lordling. He's boring. No spice."
He's silent a long moment, staring at the ceiling. "Perhaps he hides it well," he suggests. "You never know, he may wish to bend beneath your boot and call you mistress." Her shiver at that is unexpected and he looms over on one elbow, his hair falling around their faces while he regards her. "Really?" he asks, mildly derisive.
"Shut up," she mutters, punching him in the shoulder. "We all got our kinks."
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"He's gay!" she shrieks, storming around the room, half-dressed in a proper Wutaian gown. "How am I supposed to 'sire the future of Wutai' if my husband can't even get it up?!"
"Illusion spell?" Vincent offers. "Cosmo love potion?"
"You are so unhelpful," she spits. "Jackass."
"Concubines are all the rage in Wutai, I hear."
She pounces on him and he allows her to take him to the floor in an ungainly heap. "Jackass," she repeats. "I'll find you. I'll chase you all over the world and seduce you and bear fifty little demon-babies."
Vincent snorts. "I am fairly certain I'm sterile by now," he points out.
She sags. "Damn it," she mutters. "Then what am I supposed to do? It'll be considered my failure if I don't start popping out babies within a few years."
"Cid? Barett?"
She shrieks and attacks him with vengeance.