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i'm blue da-ba dee (
meganekko
) wrote in
poetspassion
,
@
2010
-
08
-
27
17:18:00
Spell Checkers
Ever been told "at least use spell check!" or some such before you submit writing? Ways that can go wrong...
A Little Poem Regarding Computer Spell Checkers...
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
I couldn't find out who this poem had been written by but it's definitely amusing ♥
ETA: possibly by Jerrold H. Zar. Longer version
here
.
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