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TMZ REPORTS...

We’re not sure if she’s having an image or a wardrobe crisis, but Prestige’s FORTUNA has been spotted in three variations on her usual costume this month. Or, interestingly, it could just be a total crisis as we heard from an affiliate site that someone has been pitching stories from the alleged long-lost mother of Prestige’s resident Australian. Watch this space...

[YouTube clip of the paddle launching from Christopher's hands, including enhanced sound from the loud 'thwack' as it hits Z's forehead, as Ambrose deflates in his seat off to the side and Mia teleports onto the stage to check on her brother] Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just the sound of BREEZY'S dented pride and a glimpse of known monster masher ESSENTIAL OIL'S (much warranted) secondhand embarrassment. And CTHYLLA is the May to your December, venerable wizard—although we do concede it is Hollywood. In spite of rumors that heroes of Christopher Nomura's years will soon be benched, it appears there's nothing wrong with MERLIN'S telekinetic accuracy...

We know MORNINGSTAR, younger sibling to former ranked WonderCorp hero PATHOS, gets around the block, but he was looking pretty comfortable with CAT MCINTYRE while out today, wasn't he? They even shared a sweet kiss! Could he finally be settling down after years of breaking hearts? [snapped: a picture of Riley and Cat tenderly kissing across a cafe table while holding hands]

A new robot, by the name of Earl, is making some waves out on the east coast. Could a rivalry be in the works? Is our boy CARL OUT OF DATE?




HERO WEEKLY SHOWS...

(PRINT) While our sources suggest that she was all too eager to keep BONFIRE in PI's medbay (for an undisclosed purpose), HEBE was spotted canoodling with NIMUE in a LA coffee shop. (If anyone's going to earn the IRON MAIDEN'S wrath, at least it's the woman with restorative powers. You're going to need them, Jenny.) Although when you look so young that the makers of every anti-aging product are clamoring at your front door, we suppose you can enjoy a bright young thing and a well-aged vintage too? [photo of Jenny getting into her car after this rendezvous]

Despite being linked to HEBE earlier this week, it appears that BONFIRE will always carry a torch for CRYSTALLINE. CRYSTALLINE was spotted with a new piece of ice on her finger as the duo made their way to the Los Angeles County Registrar’s office early Tuesday morning. BONFIRE was moving slowly (maybe something to do with that tête-à-tête with HEBE last week), but the duo appeared all smiles as they left and headed straight to the nearest bagel shop. Looks like they wasted no time on making their partnership official, if you know what I mean.

(TV and online) PASITHEA stopped by HeroTV studios earlier this week to discuss being a new hero, finding her way after Disney, and what's in store next for her. She also showed off some TikTok dance moves!





THE WEB AND SOCIAL MEDIA REPORT...

@doyounoanoa reports on Twitter that she definitely saw EMO PUNK at a gas station convenience store walking in and then out with a bunch of goods tucked in his sweater. Do the agencies not pay their trainees well enough or something!?

@pi: Make sure to wish Ditto a happy 50th birthday this April 1st! In celebration of one of our favorite ageless heroes, challenge yourself with our quiz to see if you can guess which photo is of his younger self.



(PLEASE NOTE: These are not ICly posted to the network.)