Harper Whitley (harperwhitley) wrote in plainsite, @ 2018-07-30 19:21:00 |
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0:00 PM (00 hours ago) TO: Mr. Iris Rodriguez FROM: Harper Whitley SUBJECT: Urgent Business |
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Mr. Rodriguez,
Ordinarily I prefer my snacks in noodle form, but I was persuaded to partake of your wares recently, and I was pleasantly surprised by the quality. Oh, who am I kidding. I want to eat my weight in your tacos, dude. I want to do a Scrooge McDuck and dive into a tower that contains nothing but your tacos so I can swim around in them. I want to put on a sandwich board advertising them and stand out on the street stuffing my face with them (only, that would probably cut into my actual duties). Can I make a standing lunchtime order? Every weekday but Friday? | |
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