Laughing a little, Jamie shook his head. "I lived among them for eight or nine years and I don't understand them. Supposedly it makes them more aerodynamic in the water or something. I don't know. But...Theodore? I don't think you'd look like a little boy, regardless." He said this with perfect sincerity, trying his best to get Theodore to look him in the eyes. "For one thing, you're older than me. By at least a year, right? And...I just don't...I don't think I could see you that way."