Cocking her head, Verity stared at him for a moment, trying to decide if this was dry humor or cluelessness.
"Huh," she said after a moment. "Okay, let's try this again. You say "Verity, why are you so happy?" and I say "I fell off a ladder and landed in the lap of a beautiful girl who seems to really like me and I'm pretty sure we've been seeing each other for almost a week." And you say....?"