"Well, hey, you should let me know next time so I can at least make it entertaining for you. Maybe pay some girls to snog me in empty classrooms or something. Though eventually that would get pricey." He said with a smirk, "Think of the outrage! The scandal. And then you can go and tell everyone that your husband is cheating on you."
He shrugged when she mentioned his parents. He didn't really want to talk about it. "Nope." It wasn't a lie. His parents just weren't talking to him. So of course they hadn't written him back.