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Entry tags: | !witch weekly, 1999 october |
Issue 24656
[Sorry for the delay]
Rumours abound readers! Cup your hands around a nice warm coffee and indulge in some delicious gossip with this week's Witch Weekly! |
pg. 5 A faulty batch of Enlargement Potions have been wreaking havoc amid the young Wizards this week. The potions are used by Wizards to gain a few extra inches where it matters, but it looks like this batch has been having the opposite effect! Healers at St Mungo's have reported a few 'missing organs' if you catch our drift. If your boyfriend is being a little distant this week it could be he's been buying the wrong sort of potion from the wrong sort of potioneer! We recommend making sure that bulge isn't just a wad of parchment ladies! |
pg. 9 It seems Pansy Parkinson is back in the spotlight this week after reports that her second engagement has been broken off! Long time boyfriend Neville Longbottom has decided not to tie the know with Miss Parkinson after a rocky relationship resulted in him looking elsewhere for affections. After two failed attempts, is it time for Pansy to pack in her wedding planner and start her life as a spinster? |
pg. 15 Rumour has it that Quidditch coach and known werewolf Angelina Johnson has been offering bites as a form of performance enhancement to professional and up-and-coming Quidditch stars! She has claimed the life-long infection that causes humans to turn into man-eating monsters and causes almost unbearable cravings for human flesh even during daylight hours also imbues the witch or wizard with supernatural strength that can boost their gameplay. No one from the Department of Games and Sports has commented on the accusation, but fans everywhere want to know if their team will be at a disadvantage from these secret werewolf players, and if their children will be in danger if they attend the games! |
pg. 25 Dearest readers the time has finally come to introduce the newest addition to our wonderful publication, Auntie Michelle! Each week Auntie Michelle will endeavour to help with your problems, however big or small. [Leave a comment to have your question answered next week] [omg guys submit questions yo.] [Leave a comment to have your question answered next week] |