20th August 1998 • The Wizarding World's Beguiling Broadsheet of Choice • 5 κ
MINISTER FOR MAGIC ABUSING POSITION FOR PERSONAL GAIN
By Joel Briton
After revelations of a sexual relationship with his assistant, Ministry critics have accused the current Minister for Magic, Kingsley Shacklebolt, of abusing his position and the residual disruption of the previous administration to acquire benefits for staff with whom he has personal relationships.
Calls are being made for an independent audit of the Ministry to see how far the abuse has spread, with some members of the government expressing concerns that this is far deeper than previously considered. Any proof of corruption could lead to early re-election of the Minister for Magic, as well as the current Departmental Heads promoted by Minister Shacklebolt.
"It's horrid to think someone would be so selfish and dishonourable to take advantage of the people who trust them to bring this country back from the brink!" said a concerned Ministry employee.
Sources inside the Ministry state that in the Minister has used his position to sway additional favours and promotions for members of the departments of Magical Law Enforcement and Misuse of Muggle Artifacts.
The Minister for Magic's office released a statement refuting the claims, however, in light of the accusations, it is believed an investigation is to be carried out to ensure no one has personally profited in the recent upheaval within the Ministry.