Plagued RPG Moderators (plagued_mods) wrote in plagued_logs, @ 2015-08-12 15:48:00 |
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Entry tags: | !witch weekly |
Rumours are creeping out of the woodwork this week! Put down your ironing and throw your husband out of the lounge, you're not making dinner until you've read this issue cover to cover! |
Page 2 by C. G. Valentine Casual shoppers in Diagon Alley this week were surprised to see our new celebrity couple enjoying a rather public date. As we reported last week, Harry Potter and Millicent Bulstrode have finally opened up about their long burning passion, and become an item after so many years of being torn apart by their house differences and political leanings. "It was difficult for Millicent to be open about her feelings, even with her other housemates," a friend of the couple told us. "Considering so many of them were Death Eaters. She didn't know what to do. And Harry knew he couldn't divulge to his friends in case it put the woman he loved at risk! It's just so nice the two of them can be together, finally. Like Romeo and Juliet. You know? The play? You should read it." Well, we don't know what Romeo and Juliet is, readers, but if it's anything like this bittersweet romance and it's happy ending we'll certainly be getting a copy! Rumours are there's already a book in the making, containing love letters and details from their first butterflies to the moment they stood together at his birthday party and let the world know their love stood the tests of the war! Now, don't get your hopes up too much, but it was reported that the couple, after their lunch, hit the shops and happened to linger a while before a jewellery store. We aren't the kind to speculate about such things, but really, the race is on to see which couple will tie the knot first! We need a lot of new hats! |
Weasley's Wizard Wheezes is having a wild sale! Get all your tricks and treats ready for the new term! |
Page 11 The fiery temper of Ginny Weasley has been felt this week, and who can blame her? Ex-boyfriend, Harry Potter, has come out and revealed a long term, secret relationship that would have overlapped their time together. We asked a friend of Ms. Weasley if she thought their was something more amicable between the two of them, but we've been wrong before! "Are you asking if dating Ginny was a cover up? No, no, she really believed in their relationship. She was crazy about him. They'd talked about children and living together after Hogwarts if they both survived the war. I mean, he was practically living with her anyway, but he must have been writing to Millicent that whole time. What a cad!" A cad indeed, dear readers. We wonder who, if anyone, will steal Ms. Weasley's heart next? Hopefully someone deserving. But will she ever trust again? |
Page 25 News has reached us that there is a new virus doing the rounds. Witches and wizards are being warned that 'any intimate touching or exchanging of bodily fluids' can result in flu like symptoms and erratic magic. "It should be considered similar to an STD. It's easy to pass on. After the summer festivals in southern Europe, more and more accounts of this virus have been reported to the World Wizarding Health Organisation. The treatment is a course of medication, but it can take a while to be fully functional again, and everyone will know you've been up to things you shouldn't!" WWHO reminds all witches and wizards to take precautions when choosing a sexual partner, and not to put their mouth on anyone they aren't familiar with. |