"No, that's not what I was saying! I was saying it's unfair for you to expect me to care about paper. I'll dance a jig with your whole family. I want them to be with us. I want Olivia and Lucy and Tumnus to be with us. I really don't care if a judge is with us, and that is what I'm saying. Not that I suddenly don't love your family, you insufferable twat."