6. Like master like dog, isn't it? Except for Hagrid, we don't see many wizards/witches having dogs - and I'm not talking about Sirius here. I was just wondering, what kind of dog they would chose? A poodle for Pansy, a Chihuahua for Lavender, a greyhound for Malfoy?
7. A Malfoy finds himself in a place where no one, absolutely no one, falls for his charms. Not an admirative look, not a flirty remark, nothing. How does he react? Does he enjoy the respite, or fall into severe depression?
8. Soap Opera Parody! Evil twin coming out of nowhere. Babies growing up extra-fast when they 'go study in Europe'. Wedding ceremonies stopped at the very last minute, terrible revelations, adultery, comptetition between father and son for the same woman. Characters everyone thought dead coming back to life. Divorces to marry your ex's worse ennemy.... Oh, so much fun to be had...