Malfoy blond
A Malfoy picked up a Muggle newspaper and read the distressing news that blondes are going extinct! Panic ensued. His friend/lover/spouse had to calm him down and explained about hoaxes/urban legends
It can be a Malfoy ancestor reading: - Flag of Our Union. "Golden Hair." 26 August 1865 (p. 536). - Boston Daily Globe. "The Blondes Disappearing." 19 October 1890 (p. 22). - The Marion Daily Star. "Blondes Doomed to Vanish from Earth." 27 December 1906 (p. 3).
Or Abraxas reading: - The Appleton Post-Crescent. "Blondes Are in Global Fade-Out." 29 June 1961 (p. C7).
Or Draco/Lucius reading: - BBC News. "Blondes 'to Die Out in 200 Years'." 27 September 2002. - Dobson, Roger and Abul Taher. "Cavegirls Were First Blondes to Have Fun." The [London] Sunday Times. 26 February 2006.