1. Harry doesn't know what made him do it, but he has kissed the last person on earth he ever could imagine kissing. Worstly, he wants to do it again.
2. Remus Lupin was sick of his life and so faked his death in DH. Where is he now?
3. Ginny Weasley is a butch lesbian.
4. Charlie is relieved to be the only Weasley without a partner and children. He'd rather live the life of a sexual "deviant", but what's deviant when you're Charlie Weasley?
5. Teddy Lupin has blue-green hair, worships Muggle Brit punk, and owns a motorbike passed down from Sirius Black. How does our fellow make his way into the world?
6. Severus Snape owns a House of Sexual Delights in Paris. When his business is crumbling and threatening to close down, Harry Potter himself comes by with a proposition. (AU or DH-compliant-for-the-most-part)
7. Ginny and Harry were not meant to be. Albus is determined to break them up and set Harry up with his best mate's father...