Random prompts modified from comic strips
(Modified from various comic strips. If anyone wants any of the comic strips, just ask me.)
Slytherin rulebook: - If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation.
A Ravenclaw commented to his/her parents: - I live in a world of absolutes and racist undertones.
A Slytherin student (nextgen) said to his/her professor after being bullied just for being a Slytherin: - You call this a new decade?! You call this the future?? HA!
A Slytherin (Draco, Pansy, etc.) said to a Gryffindor/Ravenclaw/Hufflepuff friend: - Life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron who's got an idea how I ought to be!
A Ravenclaw commented to a friend: - The problem with the future is it keeps on turning into the present.
Top Secret Santa at the Department of Mysteries or Aurors: - Department head: "This is a covert operation, people. Anyone caught leaking information from their dossier faces grave retribution. Have fun."
A student (nextgen) is absorbed in reading the Quidditch rulebook during Christmas hols. Parent: "If you'd study Potions as much as you study that Quidditch rulebook, you'd have an O!" Child: "I already have an O in Potions. In fact, I have O's in all my classes." Parent to Spouse: "Smart children are difficult to nag."
A Ravenclaw student just finished proofreading his/her Muggleborn/Half-blood friend's homework. Ravenclaw student: "I'm not sure emoticons belong in a homework."
Scorpius as a toddler. Scorpius: "NkD!" Scorpius' Mother: "No, you can't go naked."
Narcissa: "Grandma is going to take you to the store and buy you any toy you want." Baby!Scorpius: *smiles sweetly* I'm precious and I know how to work it.