Random Icon prompts
(Mostly modified from text icons that I've seen around. If anyone want any of the icons, just ask me.)
Draco's friend commented to a Ravenclaw: - Your logic makes Draco cry.
Draco's comment on finding the Black tapestry: - Toujours Pur: French for "inbred, but sexy." (Buttfacemakani @ LJ)
Draco's reasoning on why Potions is the bestest subject in the whole wide world: - Potions: the only subject that can be broken into making drugs and blowing stuff up.
A Muggleborn commented to Hermione: - Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
The Ravenclaw motto: - A room without books is like a body without a soul.
The Slytherins' new motto in a post-Voldemort world: - Be willing to give up what you are for what you can become. - Life: the process of continually downsizing all hope and expectations.
Draco is dissatisfied with his career life post-Voldemort. - I know I am capable of so much more.
A Slytherin (Draco, Pansy, etc.) works in a Muggle coffee shop Post-Voldemort. A Gryffindor male (Harry, Ron, etc.) comes in and proceeds to mock them. The Slytherin's reaction: "I'm going to scald your crotch."
A student (nextgen) was, to everyone's surprise, sorted into Slytherin. His/her ambition? To make people love and idolize them.
A Slytherin/Gryffindor student snapped at his/her Ravenclaw/Slytherin best friend: - Please stop putting my life into perspective. It's very annoying.
A Slytherin/Gryffindor whines to his/her friend after being dumped in the Great Hall: - What did I do to deserve this? Except for all the sinning?
A Slytherin (Draco, Pansy, etc.) commented to his/her superior/partner: - I suppose saying "fuck you" would be unprofessional.
A parent concludes his/her nostalgic story about Hogwarts with: - Thus ends the creepiest chapter of my life.
A Slytherin snapped at Harry Potter: - If you want forgiveness, get religion.
Pansy said to Draco (or vice versa): - We're adults. When did that happen? And how do you make it stop? (quoting Peter Pan)
A Healer deadpanned to his/her stubborn patient: - You're broken. I can fix you. (quoting Heroes)
A gay Wizard/Witch posted a tongue-in-cheek personals ad: - I'm kinda pretty and pretty damn smart. I like romantic things like music and art. (quoting Avenue Q)
Harry's motto: - You can't make someone love you. You can only STALK them and hope for the best.
Draco said to his verbose colleague/partner/subordinate: - Keep talking. I'm going to take a little nap.
A Slytherin/Ravenclaw to a Gryffindor/Slytherin: - You're so cute when you're so wrong.
Draco/Lucius/Scorpius to a male friend/lover: - Please talk to my face. My pants can't hear you.
Draco/Lucius/Scorpius announced to the Slytherin Common Room: - I'm glad I'm not judgmental like all you smug, superficial idiots. - I'm smiling. This should scare you.
Slytherin motto: - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Slytherin Quidditch motto: - Violence is not the answer. But it is an answer.
Ravenclaw motto: - If you can't say something nice, at least be vague.
Hufflepuff motto: - Speak your mind even if your voice shakes.