Discworld Quotes! (some swiped from these lovely icons and some from memory.) "When you look into the abyss, it's not supposed to wave back." "The wages of sin is death, but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays." "The smug mask of virtue triumphant could be almost as horrible as the face of wickedness revealed." "We happen to other people." "Like it or not, witches are drawn to the edge of things, where two states collide." "That's what's so stupid about the whole magic thing....You spend twenty years learning the spell that makes nude virgins appear in your bedroom and then you're so poisoned by quicksilver fumes and half-blind from reading old grimoires that you can't remember what happens next." "If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander." "It was said that, since vast amounts of magic can seriously distort the mundane world..." "'That's the thing about witchcraft,' she said. 'It doesn't exactly keep you young, but you do stay old for longer.'" "'Well, you know-married,' said Nanny. I gave her a few tips. Always wear something in bed. Keeps a man interested.' 'You always wore your hat.' 'Right.' "Courage is easy by candlelight. Your faith, I suspect, is in the flame."