Title: Mind the Gap Author: pocochina Rating: G Pairing: none Warnings: blatant abuse of British history Word Count: 55 Prompt: Mind The Gap Disclaimer: Not mine for the Phoenix Files Drabble-a-thon
"I always knew you were a nutter, but a Muggle tattoo? They can get infected, you know, and you can't take them off, and what were you even *doing* in Soho and - "
"You worry too much, Elphias. Nothing a bit of essence of murtlap won't heal. And besides, I've enchanted it to update itself. I shall never need a map in London again."