Time shenanigans aren't that hard to do, man. It's my aspect. It's like, my thing. [ good god piter don't make him find a dictionary so he can HIT YOU WITH IT ] Maybe not to you, dude, but the sun is fuckin' blazing to me. And your eyes are pretty freaky, for the record. Pupils aren't supposed to be blue
[ and irises aren't supposed to be red but we aren't going to veer into that territory ]