[Cain laughs and sets the deck down in the middle of the table. He has by now accepted Eridan's horribly literal interpretations as humorous instead of frustrating. They're going to happen no matter how he feels about it. Better to enjoy them.] If you would pay more attention to my attempts to teach you how to charm the underwear off people, you wouldn't need a giant purple love net trailing behind you.
[He checks his hand without picking it up off the table, discards a few, and then takes the same number from the pile.]