Phantasos

[ Did you ever have one of those dreams where you're naked in front of a crowd? Well those here are going to be treated to a sight they don't see every day. There is a handsome, well-toned, blond standing stark naked in the middle of the street. He looks confused and completely unaffected by the fact he is nude in public. He strides casually somewhere safer but he's happy to stand in the warmth of the sunlight as he gets a look at his surroundings.]

Strange. I highly doubt this is where I was meant to end up. [ He speaks with a light British accent and sighs softly.]

Though if it was I suppose the joke is on me. [He starts to walk in hopes he'll find a shop with some clothes, though he has no way to pay for them. Little does he know that he's actually dreaming so someone may want to tell him to imagine himself an outfit.]